Slowmo Sexuals

The name given to retarded zombies who do not walk as fast as their prey.

The Slowmo Sexuals are really getting on my nerves.

by Gakupo April 17, 2010

Sexual poverty

When a man is in a committed relationship and his partner refrains from sex, thus putting the male into sexual poverty.

Mate, she’s killing me, I’m living in sexual poverty

by Alphadick June 4, 2019

Sexual Camel

Someone who can go long periods without sex, just as a Camel goes many days without water.

My boy Darrius is a sexual camel yo!

by Yrrej March 15, 2015

bote-sexual

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bote-sexual guys are only into their botes
Unlike the common boat-sexual bote-sexuals cannot control their attraction to botes and it will turn into a problem. A bote sexual will often find themselves fantasizing about hot bote sex during their daily lives such as during class or work

Simon tried so hard to fit in with the normies at school but he often was made fun of for being a bote-sexual.

by ilovebotes September 25, 2017

Sexual Monkey

(Noun: Thing) sexual monkey Kipling monkey seen on most of the Kipling merchandise. This includes purses, backpacks, and pencil pouches. The monkey has its mouth in an "O" shape, one hand with a thumb sticking up, and the other hand with fingers making an "O". Very. Freakin. Sexual.

Today, I obtained a "sexual monkey" from my new Kipling backpack!

by RogueJiiineh February 18, 2011

Stribor-sexual

When you're only attracted to Stribors (very hot guy/girl with long ass blue and green dyed hair, lot of piercings and a great mustache, veri shrek like)

-Damn u really like Stribor
you must be Stribor-sexual then.

by Steibleon August 28, 2022

Sexual Vanilla

A person who engages in traditional sexual acts only.

i.e. Missionary style, lights out, etc...

Person 1: Have you ever experimented with BDSM?
Sexual Vanilla: BDSM? What's that?

by Gigiginger October 20, 2010