debit card diarrhea

the inability to stop using your debit card for frivolous items causing you to go in the hole...repeatedly

spending money just because you have it.

Dan: "Jim spent all of his paycheck on CDs and DVDs, again"

Jill: "Sounds like he has a case of debit card diarrhea"

by crazyrach08 April 23, 2010

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Free healthcare card

Something Bri'ish people use to win any argument with any American

American: Bri'ish people have bad teeth lol

Bri'ish person: Oi bruv 'least I don't 'ave bad 'elfcare loike you stewpid americans. Quite sad innit?

American: Bruh you just used the Free healthcare card

by I love play with my CoC friend June 27, 2022

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Shuffle The Tool Cards

Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.

Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.

by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009

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V-card massacre

Woman that takes a guys virginity

Yo that bitch went v-card massacre on that guy and he went stalker crazy!!!

by Pdaub February 12, 2021

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$19 fortnite card

Who wants it? And yes, I'm giving it away for free.

$19 fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I'm giving it away for free

by LivinLegend55 February 25, 2021

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El Paso Card

Unlike when someone pulls your card (throws you under the bus), the El Paso Card is pulled when you are at the urinal in your office building, you fart, and then right away someone walks in and says hello to you using your name, thus announcing to those in the stalls it was you who just ripped one.

Mike is standing at the urinal and farts. Phil walks in and says, "Yo what's up Mike?!" Pat comes out of the stall, looks at Mike and says, "Damn Mike. Phil just pulled your El Paso Card."

by Fresno Bob June 21, 2016

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