red squirrel

a red headed mom who's pussy is just the same color as a red squirrel
Guy one: Hey Lance Did you Get some Red Squirrel?
Lance: YEP
by kcroyals22211 February 01, 2011
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squirrel gripper

Someone who keeps a tight grasp of his nuts - usually derogatory, and implies that this is happening during masturbation.
"Bob could have held on to the kite longer if he wasn't such a squirrel gripper."
by Homer Szechual December 21, 2011
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squirrel bombed

The act of taking Nuts the Squirrel and inserting him in other people's photographs.
A friend told me that he posted a great picture on FB. When I saw it, I found out i had been squirrel bombed.
by spacepussy August 20, 2009
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Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.
Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.
by A Random Architect June 02, 2011
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flying squirrell

to run and throw your pelvis in the air, resembling a flying squirrell.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick.
Donny Doozie did the craziest flying squirrell last night at the bar.
by AnthonyWeaver March 29, 2006
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Baby night squirrel

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.
This bar is full of baby night squirrels.
by B&B in the morning March 26, 2012
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Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser
by Swoned.com August 08, 2003
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