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Rancho Rats

A sub-species of Homo-sapiens mainly populating the suburbs of Rancho San Diego (other variants are known to populate La Mesa and Spring Valley).

Though not actually rats, they garnered this nickname through the general sleaziness and trashy manner in which they operate.

Their daily routine consists of going on bottle runs, getting into fights, yelling at respectable shop owners 'cause they "didn't do nuffin", buying and selling xanax, drinking cough syrup, and doing anything they can get their hands on. Nearly every member has been "caught up" at some point.

Though many see them as dangerous, they are generally docile creatures who will not become aggressive unless provoked. Do not confuse non-violence with kindness as they will not hesitate to steal, mooch, or Gip you if the slightest opportunity arises.

Separating themselves from Gangbangers, these degenerates have no unifying identity or ideology and are generally a biracial pack of hooligans.

They can be found in their natural habitat at the ralphs shopping center.
Hey Jon can we take the other way home? I'd rather not run into rancho rats scurrying around
by anyone above 12 April 28, 2017
mugGet the Rancho Ratsmug.

Dust Rat

-noun

1. A mass of fine, dry, skin particles, lint, hair, pet dander that is formed by static electricity taking the shape of a rat.

-adjective

1. An individual who is rapidly decaying (shedding skin) and generates large amounts of dust.

2. A generally dirty smelly person.
Did you see the size of that nasty dust rat in the corner? You totally need to go to the dermatologist.

I couldn’t find dust rat immediately but I was able to locate him by following his trail of epidermal detritus.
by Nick U January 17, 2008
mugGet the Dust Ratmug.

Cunt-rat

A disbaraging term for an infant or child that insults the parents, especially the mother. Extrapolated from the idea that a really dirty vagina would have rats.
Bitch, get your cunt-rat off the hood of my car! How long before that girl starts spewing cunt-rats?
by The West Side Smasher April 24, 2003
mugGet the Cunt-ratmug.

rat man

Literally a gremlin that will post rats everytime someone mentions rats.
"Man, this dude's a fucking rat man!"
by loltrol488 November 10, 2020
mugGet the rat manmug.

Cone rats

*Person one just graduated*
*6 year old gives person one a card*
Card reads: Cone Rats
by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023
mugGet the Cone ratsmug.

rectum rat

a rat which is smaller than its relatives of which resides in the crevice known as your ass. has the tendency to nibble on your sphincter muscle causing the person to uncontrollably shit their pants.
you should really call the pest controll about that rectum rat
by stephenconey121 October 20, 2010
mugGet the rectum ratmug.

Rat Child

an annoying person who is most likely younger than you
by Im a gay bitch October 12, 2018
mugGet the Rat Childmug.

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