jew banged

To be swindled, tricked, or otherwise deceived in a monetary transaction (most likely committed by a jew).

Fuck! I got jew banged by that salesmen for the extended warrenty!

by alecb August 10, 2007

Jew Bag

A person who is acting in a greedy fashion.

Stop being a "Jew Bag", you big nose mother fucker

by 0099009976 January 19, 2008

jew-in-law

A person thats not jewish but has jewish relatives therefore may share some jewish traits and/or mannerisms.

Man what a jew-in-law. You see him dive for that penny?

by blingtastic January 11, 2008

cock jew

A female that is stingy with her significant others cock. Will not let him have intercourse with anyone else

50 Cent is such a cock jew

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Jew Kid

N. Jew kid is an ass. He is not Jewish by descent but has the behavior and appearance of the most Jewish Jew in all of Israel. He uses his Jew powers to gain ones trust but soon after will either screw one over or annoy one to the point that the most peaceful hippie will have a furious desire to beat the living shit out of him and then give his entrails to all his Squatter friends. This you decide against because he is a brittle little bitch. Jew Kid is Andrew, he is a virus that cannot be treated in any way, he will always find his way back to fuck shit up some more.

If you see him be sure that your wallet, guitar strings, and any other valued possessions are safe.

"I saw Jew Kid suckin cock for beer last night"

by Coma Prophet March 22, 2009

Jew Penis

A very small penis belonging to a Jew. All Jews carry a Jew penis, there is no such thing as a Jew with a "Godzilla Cock." A Jew Penis is somewhere between a skittle and half a Vienna Sausage. Today's leading scientists have proved that 100% of all Jewish males are under 5 1/2 inches.
Jew Jew'd Jews

Wow dude, that kid over there with the Jew Fro has a Jew Penis. His boyfriend must be pissed.

by ChristianK April 25, 2007

jew fart

when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.

Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.

by AndrewLaeddis. March 10, 2010