Fat hoe who is an unloyal backstabber thinks the whole world is about her flabby and cries a lot especially the ones who go by jessica not jess and they can't seem to realise they are the problem! has no real friends is fat has weird eyebrows did I mention she's fat
by sausagesizzler January 17, 2025
Get the Jessicamug. by jynxywynxxy January 5, 2022
Get the Jessica Cookmug. Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 11, 2024
Get the Jessica's Plantmug. she is the sweetest girl in the world. The only girl who could ever give two cares about you. Even knows you more than you do
one of the realist friends out there! Probably has a blessed knowledge about the bible and how to treat others because she didn't have too many problems
maybe it was just my fault
one of the realist friends out there! Probably has a blessed knowledge about the bible and how to treat others because she didn't have too many problems
maybe it was just my fault
Jessica and her best friend(well should be) need to revolutionize their friendship because this has great potential to go somwhere good in life
I pray you will never lose a Jessica.
I pray you will never lose a Jessica.
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
Get the Jessicamug. The most beautiful girl to ever walk this plant. With eyes as blue as the ocean, and hair as brown as chocolate. Sexy body, sexy face.
Did you guys just see Jessica cerbo walk by!!! She’s so beautiful I want to date her
Omg don’t you wish you were as gorgeous as Jessica!!!
Omg don’t you wish you were as gorgeous as Jessica!!!
by Every boy known to man kind September 26, 2017
Get the jessica cerbomug. by Benjmain September 18, 2021
Get the Jessica wheelermug. The most beautiful yellow haired girl on earth. Even though she toots a lot she is still the best women ever. She’s like a fairy.
by Xikenneth July 13, 2023
Get the Jessicamug.