Christian Wells

cool guy. sadly died in a wild west fight in wichita Kansas in November 2010. went to lunch with his mom also.

Wichita Kansas history museum has the history of Christian Wells.

by Carter Way November 27, 2010

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Christian hurst

He's my brother the biggest chode liker a cock sucking monkey fucking bigger in the world he'll eat your coochie and fuck your dad steal your girl and fuck your mom too eat her clitoris and everything

Christian Hurst is a dick

by Nigger cunt fucker October 10, 2019

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Christian Sundby

The GAYEST person you will ever meet. A fucking whore.

Christian Sundby is the gayest bitch whore ever. Penis

by Christian Sundbe June 19, 2021

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Christian Martinoli

The G.O.A.T at narrate football matches. Even better if he is along side Luis Garcia. Has 24,000,393,217 sentences that every one is funnier than the last one. For example:
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!

- Example:
He is like Christian Martinoli, has a sentence for everything!

by Mariano Closs January 04, 2023

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