What the Bloody F?

Taken from "Bloody Hell", (see in this dictionary), this phrase emphasizes a double fuck without actually using the word once and therefore, appropriate to say in public.

So in that sense, it's like saying, "What the fuck?" but twice, "What the bloody F?!"
Wife: Some asshole actually wrote with shaving cream on our car.

Husband: What the bloody f?! I just had it washed.

Wife: What the bloody Q, What the bloody P... (pick a letter).
by Oahn August 15, 2010
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Bloody Sunday

When you start to cut yourself and use the blood to masturbate as lubricant on a Sunday as its the day of Christ.
by mrhacks June 09, 2015
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Bloody Fucking Wanker

The easyest woy to put it...
A Bloody Fucking Wanker... is... YOU!!!!!!
by AllyBGirl April 24, 2006
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Bloody Fire Hose

the end result when your girlfriend insists on sex a few hours after a prostate biopsy has been performed on you.
She made me fuck her 4 hours after my prostate biopsy. When I came blood shot out so I jumped back & let it go, it was swinging around pumping out cum & blood like a Bloody Fire Hose.
by Bitchy Girlfriend May 04, 2011
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bloody brick eater

1) Orally pleasing a woman while she is taking a dump and having her period.

2) Eating bricks with ketchup or tomato sauce.

3) Having a blood feast of pussy and poop.
"Hey i earned my rights as a vampire and a brown-chin"

"Oh dude you bloody brick eater son of a gun"

"Yeah Dawg. Oh by the way your mom says hi"
by Samurai - Anji April 24, 2008
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bloody third eye

Breaking a glass bottle while its inserted into your anus.
nothing helps out more after a rough day then a good old blody third eye.
by king of knowledge September 18, 2003
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bloody ax wound

In other words a period.
Hey honey did ur bloody ax wound come yet this month, im really horney
by Jordan555 August 05, 2007
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