ass-kicking shoes

The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass

1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)

2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?

Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes

by batgod November 5, 2013

car to bar shoes

Shoes which look great in the shops but walking around in can be painful. Therefore they are good only for going from a car (ie Taxi) directly to the bar, hence "car to bar" Having to walk around from the subway or so is murder.

Those stilettos are great, but they are strictly car to bar shoes.

by Seanasty February 1, 2007

Whats two shoes?

1: What's up, what's new, what's going on, how've you been, etc.
2: Used to get an update or the details of a situation.

Derived from "what's good?" Evolving from "what's goody?" to "what's goody two shoes?" to simply "what's two shoes?"

1:Yo man, whats two shoes?
2:Notin, chillin...

1: So what's two shoes with that party tonight?
2: It's at my man Dilwad's crib, we're headed over there around 11

by JL0 July 6, 2010

Put The Shoes To Her

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

"I really put the shoes to her last night."

by EMT Rockstar April 2, 2010

Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo

Emptying your used condoms in somebody else's shoes. Typically done if the victim of the Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo interrupted a sexual act of the perpetrator or did something equally as offensive to the perpetrator.

Dude #1: "Your friend busted in on me and my girl doing the nasty so I gave him a Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo this morning."

Dude #2: "Gross dude, his feet probably smell like a protein shake now."

by Danny Torrenance's Finger January 14, 2009

Goody Two-Shoes

An expression saying that someone is always on the side that is "good" and never taking a chance of being "bad"

You're good Ash, and I'm bad Ash. You're a Goody Little Two Shoes.

by Boomstick April 3, 2005

tie my shoe

The act of getting down on one knee and performing a blow job.
Particularly between two men.

While walking in the woods one day...
Ben: "Can someone tie my shoe?"
Sam (male): "SSHHHHHURE!"

by For Michaela, haha December 6, 2009