j burn

When you eat alot of jalepeños and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally.

dude, i had a j burn and i couldn't sleep last night.

by JBesch May 15, 2007

j-diddles

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.

Friend: What you up to later?
Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit.

by Dash 5 March 9, 2007

J-Mart

In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.

Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.

by ekulwyo October 28, 2006

hold J

in War thunder it is to leave your whatever aircraft or vehicle you are driving in a British way

"hold J to leave your aircraft"

by quote by "Squire" March 15, 2021

j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.

Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.

by jwife January 22, 2022

Lucky J

When a girl gives you head with braces and your lucky enough not to get cut.

"Ey bro, you know Whitney?"
"Yeah that broad with the braces"
"Mhm, she gave me head yesterday"
"So she gave you Lucky J?"

by 3 Palm November 23, 2013

J-Steelo

The art of pulling off the seemingly impossible in a style that only a half-man half-amazing being could.

He told her about the other girl he's dating and now all three of them are in a relationship, that is strictly J-Steelo.

I told my job I'm officially looking for work but will help them transition I went at them with the J-Steelo; they gave me a raise and a contract.

by JBeamin March 31, 2011