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Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
Hump your crush day was fun on February 3
by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020
mugGet the Hump your Crush daymug.

Humping Monkey

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake
by Numpty April 12, 2020
mugGet the Humping Monkeymug.

hump day

a day when u hump a pillow
sev: what is hump day😧😧😧
person b: is when u ride a pillow 💯
by urmom123457869 December 15, 2021
mugGet the hump daymug.

sacrum humping

bottom guy (or girl) lies prone, and top/dom girl, who usually masturbates by humping pillows, rides spinous tubercles of lower back. gives guy feeling of being ridden and being a bottom bitch.
-do you miss eda?
-yeah man she was crazy but is an excellent at sacrum humping.
by ferever September 6, 2018
mugGet the sacrum humpingmug.

sandman hump

When yo bitch is passed the Fuck out and u wanna do the dirty, so u u just Fuck her anyway!

The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"
Yo man I totally sandman hump my girl every night.... worst part is...that dumb bitch really think it the sandman! Hahaha!
by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016
mugGet the sandman humpmug.

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