A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
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by Deez nuts in your jaws August 13, 2022
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Get the Daved Bavidmug. Delfi Dave is the highest form of humour in the cutedelfi twitch community.
Dave is Delfi's husband in real life and in her lore.
Dave is known to be the greatest Human ever, and everyone should be jealous of him.
Dave is Delfi's husband in real life and in her lore.
Dave is known to be the greatest Human ever, and everyone should be jealous of him.
by twonk on my stronk January 31, 2025
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