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Today is a free pass to cheat on your man/husband JUST THIS ONCE!!
Defined by: July 9th is National Cheat on your man day!
by tacoboy67 July 9, 2025
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National hickey day

On may 14 your gf/bf must give you hickeys
Bf: look it’s may 14
Gf: you know what day that is
Bf: NATIONAL HICKEY DAY
by tegan56 May 14, 2022
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NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.
OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY
by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 18, 2019
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National head day

You can give anyone head or you can receive head
" why tf are you sucking my d"

It's August 18 national head day
Oh then your next babe
by Moza24068 August 13, 2025
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Three Nationism

A conceptual framework describing society divided into three hierarchical strata. The first, the Destitute, encompasses those living in chronic poverty and extreme social marginalisation, whose life prospects are severely constrained by systemic barriers. The second comprises the working and middle classes, who sustain the economy and civic life yet face limited opportunities for upward social mobility due to structural and institutional constraints. The third, the Ascendant Nation, represents the wealthy and powerful, who consolidate resources, influence, and control over societal institutions, shaping economic, political, and cultural systems to perpetuate and expand their dominance.
The stark contrast in economic fortunes highlights Three Nationism: between 2010 and 2021, within the UK, the wealthiest 1% of households increased their wealth thirty-onefold, while the rest of the population experienced Real Wage growth of merely 1–2%. This pronounced disparity underscores how the Ascendant Nation accumulates wealth and opportunity, leaving the working and middle classes, alongside the Destitute, enduring chronic poverty, confined within severely restricted channels of social and economic mobility.
by DemocracySold September 3, 2025
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NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY

Day to give money to jonahwill cause he's swag
Oo it's NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY I should give him my twitch prime
by Forbiddenem October 7, 2021
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National thigh pic day

14ᵗʰ of August is celebrated as the National thigh pic day each year. On this day you can ask a girl for a pic of her thighs and she will have to send it.
Guy: "ayyy its national thigh pic day, you know what that means ;)"
Girl: "you're right! here's your thigh pic!"
by beyondRussian August 13, 2021
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