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Polly:Hey Derek, can I talk to you for a bit?
Derek:Sure, I’m all ears
Polly:In private?
Derek: oh yah, hold on one sec trey
*They went out side the school
Polly:I-I think I like you
*derek smirks
Polly: I know you problably don’t like me but I just wanted to let you know

Derek:can we make out?
Polly:Umm but people will see us..
Derek:I’m joking,can I fuck you?
Polly:Wait, your joking right?
Derek:we don’t have to if you don’t want to
Polly: NO! I-I do want you to fuck me.but let’s go to my house, remember, my parents won’t be coming back for a month
Derek:So persistent, I think I’m in love
*polly and Derek walk to polly’s house
Polly:ok, here we are, my house
*derek takes off his shirt and pollys too and they begin to make out
Polly:*he’s such a good kisser, I want to fuck already*
*after 3 minutes of making out, polly takes off her bra, skirt, and panties
*She takes off dereks boxers and pants, she leads him up to the huge guest room she puts herself on top of him
Polly: you rea-*MOANS
*before pollys could even finish her sentence, Derek began fucking her.Polly was moaning uncontrollably, she had never had sex before, she hope he would take her virginity
by Sexcondompussy August 31, 2021
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Gay sex

Is Roy free today?
No, he is having gay sex.
Bazinga!
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sex penis

a sex penis is a complement to all people with a hitler hair do
bro 1: hey sex penis

bro2: i dont look that much like hitler smh
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Ketchup Sex

Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.
by Utsi Schissenhausen February 5, 2020
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Queer/Trans Sex Bases

1st Base: Everything from the introductions through to sex. An average of 4 hours elapses between meeting and f*cking.

2nd Base: Unprotected sex. Rough and intense, light kinks such as name-calling, spanking, and slapping. Partner ideally interacts with ejaculate.

(2nd Date - Lesbians stereotypically move and co-habitate with a partner at this point)

3rd Base: More intense and specified kinks. Examples include bondage, impact/flogging, degradation, discipline, watersports, blood play, choking, ect...

4th Base: Less Mainstream Kinks such as pup play/training, roleplay SA fantasy, master/owner dynamic, scat, ect...

4th base might be true love 😆
Queer/Trans Sex Bases : Simile Comparing the bases in baseball as an incremental development of physical intimate activities from kissing upwards through differen levels of intercourse

He and I got properly messy for like six hours straight. Leashed and collared, burnt me-with-a-joint, almost choked me out, and coated my face. It was some fantastic Fourth Base shit, bud.
by OpelisJoking October 19, 2023
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Sex Privileged

A person being attractive by their opposite sex without the person giving any effort to improve his/herself.
Friend 1: Does every girl likes this guy because he's tall?
Friend 2: No, its because he's "Sex Privileged"!
by Just_Some_Tall_Guy! June 7, 2020
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sex story

hi. ive seen you've scrolled this far getting ur slutty ass wet and drooling over sex stories.
STOP. 😭
im here to tell u to take a break. get some exercise and shit. touch some GRASS. dont u have anything better to do?? i bet ur 11 or 25. no in between.
'i love me a sex story'
'nahh, if ur that horny get a prostitute'
by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024
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