Shield Face

A face that is shaped like a 14th century knight's shield.

I decided not to take her home after meeting her at a bar because she had a massive shield face.

by Datamutt June 28, 2021

Smash face ass

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.

Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.

by Careless50's November 27, 2021

Face Puppet

Someone who registers for social networking sites using an alias.

I got into an argument with a face puppet last night. I didn't even realize it until I went to its wall to see just how crazy it was.

by Chaz Walker September 2, 2013

Geep Face

An aggressive insult meaning: an inbred and skinny person with a distorted face

'You're a geep face.'
'That man is such a geep face.'
'What is that geep face looking at?'

by Snake Plissken August 12, 2025

Fuck face

One that likes to be fucked in the face.

Chris enjoys getting fuck face.

by yo_main June 4, 2018

disco-face

Getting wasted and waking up the next morning with your face covered in glitter (similar to a disco ball)

I got disco-faced on the dance floor last night! Yeah!

by GL1TT3RBUG April 12, 2011

Face Of A Noibat

A clean way to tell someone they look like a rapist

"Did you see Rex today"
"He shouldn't be down alleyways today"
"why"
"cause he's got a face of a Noibat today

by TheShagster25 August 30, 2023