cock.

cock.

cock.

by GYM2Quick January 20, 2024

shit cocked

When a cock shits

Oh, fuck i just shit cocked

by DaRedShatter November 30, 2017

giant cock

A big cock.

bro, my giant cock is ripping my underwear!

by MayoomiSauce May 20, 2022

Cock

Chicken
What were you looking for? A penis?

Tony: mm who made this cock it tastes so good
Richard: i made it!

by bombom239482 March 24, 2023

Cock tractor

The cock tractor is a means of transportation as well as a sexual prank performed between two partners.

To perform the Cock tractor, while receiving the cock, the person on top must jam their index and middle finger into the asshole of the bottom, taking them by surprise and making them thrust their hips in an upward motion.

"Me and the boys went to town with J's cock tractor"

"We were having sex and suddenly she made me into her cock tractor!"

by Cock-cymbal November 11, 2019

Rocked Cock

a cock (penis) that has been hit by a blunt, brute object, such as a rock.

"Son of a bitch! That fucking can of beans made my cock a Rocked Cock."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009