National throw everyone day

In response to throw short people day and throw tall people day, this day is dedicated to throwing everyone on October 23rd. No one is safe this time around, so prepare yourselfs!

Person one: AAAAFhhODOIAUdssefSOstyfusTYU wtf why did you throw me?! Throw tall people day was yesterday!
Person two: But today is National throw everyone day so I can still throw you
Person one: Oh shit-

by Wasabi Noob October 18, 2021

National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure

Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.

by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019

National Cheat On a Lightskin Day

National day on May 5th, where we will cheat on lightskin niggas cus they ain’t shit.

This day is celebrated on “May 5th” in honor of cheating on lightskins and will be called “National Cheat On a Lightskin Day”

by anonymous May 5, 2023

National Hug Day

National Hug Day is on SEPTEMBER 15. Hug yo friends, bfs, gfs, and people you know 💕

Person 1: can i have a hug? ( we ask its called respect ) Its National Hug Day!

Person 2: Ofc! Thank you!

by Big botay beaches September 15, 2021

NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY

Day to give money to jonahwill cause he's swag

Oo it's NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY I should give him my twitch prime

by Forbiddenem October 7, 2021

national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023

National head day

You can give anyone head or you can receive head

" why tf are you sucking my d"

It's August 18 national head day
Oh then your next babe

by Moza24068 August 13, 2025