National retard day

MAY 23RD - celebrate ur retard homies

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!

by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024

National give your boyfriend his boxers back day

October 17 is national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so give them back.

Babe, it’s national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so here are your boxers

by yourboyfriend;) October 15, 2020

national christmas

May 13 of every year where me celebrate cows dying

T:happy national Christmas

H: happy national Christmas to you too

by Smallwiggly69 May 13, 2021

national bully mason day: the prelude

You bully people named mason because they cant date women

Cant wait for national bully mason day: the prelude on February 22nd!

by J@$H February 18, 2022

National ask a guy out day

Come on girls don’t be such cowards

Girl 1: hey you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: it’s National ask a guy out day

Girl 1: you should totally ask out Adam

by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019

National send nudes day

The official day to send nudes to anyone you’re talking to or relationship with after they request for it. Falls on the 26th of June

Guy:happy national send nudes day
Girl:”Sends nudes”

by Nigga UC June 26, 2024

National simp day

Every day of the year for boys called beginning w H,F,L,A and M

Watch out it’s national simp day again!!

by the dub21 October 17, 2020