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Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When
Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When
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Get the guck me mug.Something a person/people in a relationship do that is so unironically adorable and romantic that it’s almost like they’re calling you out for being a single loser in multiple different ways without ever directly addressing you.
Person 1: “I saw this couple walking down the sidewalk last night and the guy gave his girlfriend his jacket to put over her head so she wouldn’t get wet when it started to rain.”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”
Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”
Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”
by Anonymous Dictionary Editor August 20, 2023
Get the This called me single in every language mug.Basically a female simp; A woman obsessed with gaining the attention, approval, and validation of men, often at the expense of other women. They will frequently claim that they’re “not like other girls”, are absurdly eager to please, and will often demean and sabotage other women. Some Pick Me Girls may even develop a form of internalized misogyny out of pressure, trauma, or desperation. Thankfully, Pick Me Girls are usually just a phase for young women.
Example:
Susie: “I’d rather lose my right to vote than lose my right to bear arms!”
Alexandra: “Ah, man. Poor Pick Me Girl. I hope she grows out of it.”
Susie: “I’d rather lose my right to vote than lose my right to bear arms!”
Alexandra: “Ah, man. Poor Pick Me Girl. I hope she grows out of it.”
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Hater:BITCH STOP SINGING STEP ON ME BY THE CARDIGANS
me: Oh, i think you're holding the heart of mine...
Step On Me (song) (also you people look emo using this on tiktok)
me: Oh, i think you're holding the heart of mine...
Step On Me (song) (also you people look emo using this on tiktok)
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