Being the absolute thirstiest dude around. On the internet, real life, or even in a video game. Thirsty ass niggas fill up timelines & feeds on twitter and Facebook constatnly stalking females timelines looking for a "mate" like a wild animal.
Damn son, did you see Tomb the other day? That dude so thirsty I couldn't even see my own tweets, or even think my own thoughts! He was dry-mouthed as Fuck. What a thirsty ass nigga.
by IUsed2BeThirstyButISawTheLight September 24, 2012
Get the Thirsty Ass Niggamug. When you're laying in a haystack, someone grabs a plum, puts it on their thumb, shoves it up the anus, and twists. they take it out, lick it, and declare they are ready for pie.
"Dude, did you see Peter give Sally a Tennessee Ass Plum last night?"
"Hell yeah I saw that! The plum pie we had afterwards tasted extra delicious."
"Hell yeah I saw that! The plum pie we had afterwards tasted extra delicious."
by Cait S. Pineapple June 18, 2009
Get the Tennessee Ass Plummug. A pussy ass bitch is the biggest bitch that you could call someone. Their not a pussy because lots of people are pussies, there not an ass like a jerk, and there not just some bitch. There the worst, this is a drop down drag out straight up about to fight worst thing that you can call someone. A pussy ass bitch is the bottom of the barrel piece of garbage on the planet.
That dirty bastard stole homeboys bike, punched a girl, and lies when you ask him he is a pussy ass bitch!
by shideazy March 20, 2009
Get the Pussy ass bitchmug. someone who acts like a cake; very into their emotions and are almost always thinking about their exes.
Example:
Guy: Damn ever since Phil's girl dumped him he's been such a Drake ass nigga.
Guy2: I know man yesterday he tried going to the Doctor for a broken heart.
Guy: Damn ever since Phil's girl dumped him he's been such a Drake ass nigga.
Guy2: I know man yesterday he tried going to the Doctor for a broken heart.
by NWTS October 7, 2013
Get the drake ass niggamug. User of the phrase: is about to begin or is already in the process of joking about/ dissing the receiver of the phrase.
Synonym Phrase: I'm about to roast on you.
Somewhat of a taunt or gloat.
Synonym Phrase: I'm about to roast on you.
Somewhat of a taunt or gloat.
Example 1
Guy 1: "Hahaha! Is that fake Polo?"
Guy 2: "Oh you, tryna' roast? Bruh I'm on yo ass! Ol, high water, flipped collar, no dollar lookin' boy!"
Example 2
Guy 1: "That's what yo momma said when she left last night!"
Guy 2: "Shut up man! yeen funny!"
Guy 1: "Hahaha! Boy I'm on yo ass!"
Guy 1: "Hahaha! Is that fake Polo?"
Guy 2: "Oh you, tryna' roast? Bruh I'm on yo ass! Ol, high water, flipped collar, no dollar lookin' boy!"
Example 2
Guy 1: "That's what yo momma said when she left last night!"
Guy 2: "Shut up man! yeen funny!"
Guy 1: "Hahaha! Boy I'm on yo ass!"
by Zip Zack November 27, 2012
Get the I'm on yo assmug. What people with top ramen noodles for hair do at Pike Place market in order to waste time, and wait for their emo victims to come along. They do this in a way that is painful to another, most likely in the area of the anus. Billy the fucking refrigerator (founder) states "Its what they do at Pike Place Market, toss fish, in that ass"
Billy the fridge - "I'll be waiting for you leafy, at Pike Place Market, tossing fish, in that ass!"
by NRGMIX October 25, 2016
Get the Tossing fish, in that ass!mug. Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.
by ohthree11 March 26, 2010
Get the sweaty-ass-kissmug.