Pulling a Shires

"Pulling a Shires" is any act of doucheyness in a relationship such as but not limited to: breaking up with someone in a text message, calling your girlfriend while high on cocaine at 3am, losing your job because you drink too much, making your girlfriend take the bus to see you because you don't feel like picking her up, making your girlfriend pay for everything because you're a slack ass loser.

Girl 1: "What happened between Gina and Rick?"
Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!"
Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires."
Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"

by GynaBFW March 2, 2009

Pulling a Hogan

when your posing in the mirror and you get a glance of your large breasts, you simultaneously lactate and cum at the same time. this course of action ruins your perception of life, friendships, and even family. You abandon all hope and devote your life to making clothing in a Shein factory. Forever doomed to a mid physique.

“hey why did you drop out of school? Weren’t you majoring in engineering?”

“I was accidentally pulling a hogan, now i have to buy my flight ticket to vietnam”

by RealOGLivingBigBack February 12, 2025

Pull a Sandesh

A ridiculous habit of being kind and good at everything.

Person A: Rescuing these kittens from middle of volcano was a tough feat.

Person B: Glad we were able to pull a Sandesh.

by BraveHeart007 July 22, 2022

Pulling a Ron

Leaving your coworkers and moving to another state to be with your girlfriend.

“You better not be pulling a Ron and going to Indiana!”

by Superboy001 October 24, 2023

pulling a sam

when you find a video on a game or movie and you act like you have known what it is for your whole life

and your a fucking loser

example "hey have you seen this game called ww3 i have been a huge fan of it for years" thats pulling a sam

by Vectural February 16, 2022

Pulled a Matt

Making plans for Saturday morning, but getting too drunk Friday night to follow through with said plans

We were supposed to go to brunch today, but he pulled a Matt

by RedneckViking August 7, 2021

Pulling a Lia

When you pull on the cock of someone named Lia

Lia: owwwwww (says lia while grabbing her cock in pain)
Other: What happened???
(Lia points to a man)
Other: oh he’s pulling a Lia

by Fart-fart-fart February 16, 2024