British Syndrome

It’s a syndrome that people who aren‘t british are mostly diagnosed by, where they randomly start speaking british, or feeling like they want to speak british for the whole day. British Attacks is when you suddenly start speaking british or saying british slangs randomly.
Jake: “Look at this picture my girl sent me, isn’t she cute?”
Brandon: “yunno fam yo girl is leng icl
Jake: “ you’re having british attacks again.. 😐”
Brandon: “its the British Syndrome innit”
by effyourmum March 22, 2023
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The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
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The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
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Gabriel-syndrome

the Gabriel-syndrome is a syndrome where somebody is very retarded and has

no mother figure in their life.
(but a father figure.)
Child:"Mom look this person looks retarded!"
Mom:"oh, don't worry my dear they just have the Gabriel-syndrome."
by .kittyy._ January 23, 2024
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Kojima Syndrome

A personality trait in which a person shows/has great interest in military/military adjacent subjects while condemning war in all it's forms.
It's namesake comes from Hideo Kojima (the man behind the Metal Gear franchise), someone who famously condemns war in the way described by Kojima Syndrome
A: "Hey, what's up with C's Youtube reccomendations? I'm logged in on his avcount and It's all gun and military stuff..."
B: "Yeah, he's got Kojima Syndrome"
by Childish Gorbino July 19, 2024
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Auto-Dido Syndrome

The phenomena of individuals who purposely or subconsciously seek out partners who they know will hurt and/or abandon them. It is usually manifests from unresolved commitment and self-image issues. It is named for Queen Dido of the Aeneid and her desolation and death following her affair with Aeneas.
We all know why he dated her, he hasn't addressed his Auto-Dido Syndrome.
by Dr.Yankee May 07, 2024
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Slavros Syndrome

Slavros Syndrome is when a non-White, aggressive shitposter in your group chat pretends to be White while attacking other Whites. They do this knowing they are ethnic.

Named after Alexander Slavros a famous Fascist who got exposed as Uzbekistani.
This Indian guy is pretending to be White again, bros def got Slavros Syndrome.
by Bridgeman999 February 02, 2024
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