Last Season Syndrome

The final season of a television show being terrible/underwhelming.

Bob: "Hey man, did you catch the final season of Game of Thrones?"
Adam: "Yeah man, it was terrible. Season case of Last Season Syndrome."

by Messiah17 August 2, 2022

Tonkinson Syndrome

A rare disorder in which the person or persons has an abnormally large ego. Similar to narcissism, but a common side effect is a lack of self awareness.

Jeremy swears he's better than everyone else.

Yeah, he has Tonkinson syndrome.
Jeremy, your Tonkinson syndrome is showing.

by Baldylover August 4, 2022

Deez Nutz Syndrome

You constantly keep typing in Deez Nutz jokes to the point where you need to go to therapy.

Person 1: Hey I think I have Deez Nutz Syndrome.
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I keep typing Deez Nutz jokes.
Person 2: What the fuck

by qazplmwsxoknbjicdetgbygc August 5, 2022

No Bitches Syndrome

The absolute inability to acquire ang bitches whatsoever ; bitch-less. Although very uncommon, there are few instances where it can be cured.

“Ahh damn bro got No Bitches Syndrome”
“His ass got no bitches lmaooooo”
“She gets no bitches”

by Not.Diesel August 5, 2022

atticus syndrome

atticus syndrome is like fetal alcohol syndrome . you're born with defects because your mom drank when she was pregnant

damn that guy is stupid, he must have atticus syndrome

by plutosis August 6, 2022

(NBS) No Bitches Syndrome

A syndrome where the sufferer is absolutely incapable of acquiring any bitches whatsoever, rendering them bitch-less. Also referred to as "NBS". Very common syndrome, and is very rarely curable (although not impossible to cure).

"Ahhh dang you must have NBS"

"I just got diagnosed with No Bitches Syndrome lmaoo"

(NBS) No Bitches Syndrome

by Not.Diesel August 6, 2022

Football camp syndrome

All college football players experience this during fall camp. You either want to jump off a cliff or will be willing to have sex with a 1. You will contemplate life and your career with this syndrome

“Yo bro I think I’m done after this year”
“Bro that’s just that football camp syndrome kicking in”

by Footballman12321 August 7, 2022