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old man's nipple

Utter and complete awkwardness to the point of sophistication. To be so moronic that you crest into iconic.
Under ordinary circumstances, a joke about retards would simply be in poor taste. But at a Special Olympics Awards Banquet, Paco's crack about Christopher Burke's latest CD was so rife with 'old man's nippleness' that his anecdote was the highlight of the event. God bless that goofy bastard!
by Michael Gross July 28, 2003
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"Old Man Bitch"

An elderly man of a questionable disposition; crotchety practitioner of sorcery who directs his malice towards townsfolk and young girls; crazy, but mean old men.
The older my dad gets, the more of an "old man bitch" he becomes. Fo' Realz, that "old man bitch" better stay away from my car!
by sheik c flava June 13, 2008
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man-whore

cuz Miranda is a fatass hoe who always has a camel toe
by um... February 9, 2005
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gay man's corvette

Term used to describe a Mazda Miata. Also called a HOMObile.
Check out the pussy in the gay man's corvette!
by DonEduardo May 24, 2008
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Garbage Man

When a man is giving a rimjob to his partner, and eats the shit out of their asshole

Thus being a garbage man, getting rid of waste. In this case bodily waste.
I was hungry last night and I didn't wanna make food, so I decided to be a garbage man for the night.
by Forlorner November 1, 2006
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black man on the can

Basically, a joking taunt yelled when white students realize the black guy in their dormatory is inhabiting a bathroom stall.
by Young Love April 27, 2006
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Journey man

A term An often abusive man who hides his homosexuality by taking out his frustration on apprentices. More often then not an abuser of alcohol and sometimes cocaine they have a superiority Complex and feel the need to flex their alleged superpowers of a trade they learned over many years.
Journey man: I love shopping at Walmart
by River jones dangler November 26, 2019
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