Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021

Pulling a Cosby

It's where you drug a girl and take her back to your place and while she is knocked out cover her hand in pudding. Then you shove that up your bum, lay down on the bed next to her, and jack off into your face. With jizz covering your face and as you finish you slide out her hand from your bum, and lick every finger like it's a Pudding Pop. That is until it's clean, then you give the woman $10 for a taxi ride when she wakes up.

I can't help you with your homework Theo because I'm going to be pulling a Cosby.

by TheOriginalJ February 18, 2019

Pulling up your socks

The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".

"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."

"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"

"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."

by the Mixican Joker November 21, 2024

pull dump

While a pull up is being performed naked, he or she will then take a shit at the same time.

The gym coach performed a pull dump to show off his phyisque.

by jgilmer55 June 16, 2011

Pulling a Buchi

When a player in a co-op shooter game chooses to stick far behind the group and defends themselves with a melee weapon. Typically they die before they can get any help from the group.

Your Pulling a Buchi by sticking behind, im not sure if we can save you.

by Jerry_Jackoff June 24, 2025

Pulling an Alex

The art of getting a nose blood at the most random time.

Russell was pulling an Alex during church. He got a nosebleed out of nowhere.

by Alex Cho Choster James January 25, 2019

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, when no one wants to pay their share

by Sexydimma January 20, 2015