I love trees

Alright, don't pay attention but I think it means something with suicide, hanging out with the trees..

Bob: I love trees so much I'd hangout with them!!1

*next day*

Billy: where is bob? I heard he was a bit suicidal..

by Mrsfishtaco November 30, 2023

I love a bargain but I won’t do it

Buying something

I love a bargain but I won’t do it

by Xadana November 30, 2023

Love

Not a real word. Grow up

Girl: I love you michael
Michael: sex?

by Woahbro December 1, 2023

True love

True love is forever whether you want it or not. And you only realize it was true love when it's gone.

"I think I'm in love with him"
"I like it was true love"

by anonymous December 2, 2023

Love

Stars up high…
Do you hear my wish tonight?
Understand I do…
Thankful I need to be…
I took for granted they I would always see…

I miss him so terribly…
An ache that is unbearable…
If only a few he could read…
Then he would know…
Away my love will never go…
Even when the weeks go by…
You will always be my number one guy!!!

This love for YOU!!!
When I have my day…
I will explode…
All this love I have had to tuck away…

For this day…
I will always pray…
When I can tell you…
I love YOU!!!
Everyday ❤️❤️❤️

by Time2024 December 2, 2023

Philly Brotherly Love

During a 3 way, when the other man’s dick falls out, you reach down and guide it back in, and in the process of doing so, you give his dick a few extra strokes to bring him back up to speed.

Me and my bro Vinnie were tagging this hood rat when I noticed his junk fell out, so I reached down and gave him some Philly Brotherly Love.

by Clam Digger December 3, 2023

Love

It’s not about making yourself happy; it’s about making someone else feel happy.

Love love my girlfriend :)

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 4, 2023