Dog gash

A descriptive noun for something that is fucked

"Have you seen that story on the news today about that terrorist attack" "ah yeah bro what a load of dog gash"

by Libertycap500 March 7, 2025

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Hot dog man

A man who wears a hot dog suit and runs around helping people. Rumored to live somewhere in Humboldt County. Identity unknown.

“Have you seen the hot dog man?” “No, I’m looking for him.”

by secretsanta456 November 7, 2025

Dog season

Show no respect cause all females will do is throw it away and no attachments have as many girls as you want with only sexual intent

Damn bruh she played you, it’s dog season now.

by Wedontlovethese June 25, 2018

Dog Assed It

To scoot instead of wiping.

"I dog assed it." - he scooted his bunghole on the rug/floor/carpet/ground.

by 217nah October 1, 2025

Dogs

Piece of heaven sent down to earth.

Friend: do u like dogs-
Me: BITCH I LOVE DOGS OMG THEY ARE THE CUTEST LITTLE CREATURES OMG AAHHH THEY ARE MY WHOLE HEART YO I LOVE THEM SO-
Friend: o-ok I get it...

by Ms. Always right September 1, 2019

Dog

Bitch

Dame will you got a real bitch and I’m not just talking about your dog

by Your neighborhood gay September 7, 2022