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National sex day

by Gabe z. Itch October 13, 2019
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Sex Magyver

A sex macgyer will use anything and everything at their disposal, too achieve the desired effect, eg rope swings, with occy straps and zip ties
"Look at that, he's tied her up with an extension cord!"

"Damn that's a sex Magyver right there"
by OG-Nips May 25, 2018
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sex

stop being horny and add me on dsicord my username is waaaoo :3
Have sex with me 😳😳😉
by dazaiandchuuyakissandmakeout February 4, 2024
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sex

The act of inserting a male's penis inside a woman's pussy;vagina;boobs;asshole
Carter: "Ayy, bro, I just had sex with Fina."
Brandon: " Bro, did you insert your dick in that pussy?"
Carter:"Yeah bro, you should have heard her moan."
Brandon: "Show me a picture of her boobs so we could have a threesome.
by Sexy_gorl_pussy August 8, 2022
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sex coward

A person who is a prude in bed. And would never allow any fetishism in the bedroom, a person with a very vanilla sex life. A person who does not like to experiment in the bedroom. A sex coward would never have a threesome.
My boyfriend won't allow me to bring a dildo to be to bed with us he is a total sex coward.
by pixie ho June 4, 2016
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sex

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*
Hello M'lady. Would you like to have this sweet little thing called sex?
by sexhaver69696969 December 15, 2021
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Sex

Go ask your mom what sex is, 5 year old.
by JoeLMFAO November 7, 2022
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