National grab ass day

August 12, is national grab ass day be prepared.

See some ass just grab it why not its national grab ass day.

by 200423388 August 11, 2019

National booty pic day

On May 5th tell that one person that missed their chance on May 4th to send you a picture of their booty

Guy: Damn it! I missed national booty pic day yesterday!

Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.

by ClitMonkey🙏 May 5, 2024

National Nartis Day

just a day so he feels great

nartis: yo hello,
guy: it’s national nartis day

nartis: idgas, i was bored and made this

by bob the fucking bogan April 12, 2019

National Julie Bowen Day

This day is celebrated on the 1st OF MARCH each year. The day we all praise the one and only Julie Bowen. This day is very special just like Julie. On this day we all take in how beautiful and amazing this woman is.

On The 1st Of March we all celebrate National Julie Bowen Day.

by JulieBowenIsHot January 14, 2021

National lap dance day

April 15th day where are you give Somebody a lap dance

Jj was in a chair and was given a lap dance from Ella on April 15th on national lap dance day

by iiammtayyy April 12, 2019

National leave the basement day

On March 19, that is a day of when anyone who has kidnapped you, has to too free you.

You: Hey, it's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit my fault, you good to go

by Minecraftplay1830 February 29, 2024

National Send Nudes Day

June 25 is a day where you send nudes to people you feel comfortable with

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by Lightsaber_dildo June 25, 2019