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Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
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Killalldemalienz Syndrome

A medical diagnosis where people think that Humans are just going to walk into an Alien War and "Kill All'Dem Aliens Son." If there was a war with aliens, then they would have technology So Advanced that they can travel Massive distances through Space where we, as Humans, only have some satellites and space stations in orbit; basically the "hammer and nails" of space travel.

Aliens wouldn't necessarily be any stronger Physically, but when a person Really Believes that they could pick up a pistol and kill an army of super-tech aliens and blow up all their ships because "We're Just Awesome," then they are suffering from a Heavy dose of Killalldemalienz Syndrome.
Guy: "Hahaha! Yehaww!!! Independence Day is Awesome! Humans, going out and killing all the aliens that threaten the world using good ol'fashion Human ingenuity. What an amazing story of human survival!"
Sane Friend: "You are suffering Hardcore from Killalldemalienz Syndrome my friend. Even if some 90's computer virus worked, it wouldn't just blow up their entire space fleet. Pure Fantasy."

John Connor: "All we got to do is infiltrate the only machine base, blow it up, and then we will beat the machines. It's simple really."
Every Soldier: "How are we going to beat a massive army of robots designed to kill humans? Isn't this sort of impossible?"
John Connor: "Terminators went back in time to try and kill me 3 times already, and I survived them. We're going to kill All the robots and take back Our Earth! Who's With Me!"
Everybody There: "Uh oh, he's gone crazy with Killalldemalienz Syndrome. There's no way to stop a robot army unless they Want to be destroyed, especially with conventional weapons."
by MCPKG February 10, 2020
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Idiot syndrom

The Idiot Syndrome refers to a situation where an individual's consistent idiotic behavior eventually leads them to becoming one.
Martha: Have you heard about George?
Olivia: No what happened?
Martha: He got idiot syndrome
Olivia: That's too bad
by Riley_Hall123 October 13, 2023
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Furious Syndrome

Furious Syndrome (affectionately known as Furrious) is everyone's favourite anime catboy vtuber. His only flaw is being British.
Follow Furious Syndrome on Twitch :)
by Jonny Disco September 11, 2021
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zuchiniman syndrome

Beyond sigma syndrome, where a man realizes not many men around him are his equal in Spirit, Emotion or Physical masculinity, so he forgoes the shemales and witchpipes around him for turning his friends into little potatoes or mozzarella balls,
eventually He starts sayin weird shit to scare the really shitty bitches away, like 'Hail Satan' with the inevitably fear, laughter and urinating sound onto the proverbial ragweeds rag panties. 'GodBless' he continues.
At some point, I think I'd rather be damned fucking piece of broccoli than married you know?
My two besties with testiculars and great vernacular of modernity, Hell and sin, cannot understand why being Christian is like offering free candy on Halloween for crazy yitchens. Yeet those bitches straigh to Hell says Saint Josh of Hell, Satan's Gatekeeper, who lived his complete and absolute entire fucking life with zuchiniman syndrome.
by sinrlifemattrs October 10, 2025
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Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.
1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.
by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023
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cab syndrome

did you see that girl cindy?

get away from her she might give you cab syndrome
"what's that"
"crusty ass bitch syndrome, it's contagious"
by suzivert January 4, 2022
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