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Eldon's Syndrome

Syndrome that can be easily pertained to having a consisting elements: cringeness, FC, and any other types similar to these.
"Oh boy you've got some Eldon's Syndrome over there
by Hatdog0292 July 18, 2022
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Sprague Syndrome

A mental issue that occurs after living in the small town of Sprague, Washington for more than 5 minutes.

Symptoms that occur are:
1. Total lack of social skills
2. Having a tendency to spread drama
3. Blowing minor issues out of proportion

4. Taking any form of criticism as an attack
5. Losing the ability to reason

Sprague Syndrome largely occurs within Sprague, Washington, however it can and most likely has spread into the outside world. Sources claim that the ailment occurs because of the poor social environment in Sprague, hence the name “Sprague Syndrome”. In some exceptional cases, persons in Sprague have been seen to be immune to the effects of Sprague Syndrome. These people are usually found griping about Sprague Syndrome on internet forums.
Guy 1: “Damn, this chick’s nuts, she must have a major case of Sprague Syndrome.”

Guy 2: “That’s what you get for messing with Sprague chicks my guy!”
by Really_Bad_Name519 July 19, 2022
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Poster Syndrome

The reluctance to post on social media, specifically LinkedIn based on an irrational fear of making a fool of yourself.
Person 1: "Your take on the metaverse is so spot on, you should post it on LinkedIn.@
Person 2: "Thank you, I would but I a have a bad case of poster syndrome"
by accidentallygenius July 20, 2022
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Varney weeks syndrome

One who is slow moving and lazy. This disease makes you sleep at your desk at work. Its also called african two legged tortoise disease.
That man is lazy as fuck. He has been diagnosed with varney weeks syndrome
by Donkeypox July 21, 2022
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Imposter syndrome

Imposter syndrome is when somebody who is a 12 yr old kid and below plays too much among us, and thinks they are the imposter. They begin to believe they are turning red and everything looks like among us maps. When they go to school they sus everyone out due to the fact they don’t want to get caught and their imposter syndrome along with their retarded syndrome make them act up.
Elijah: Hey Tommy do you wanna get some food before class? I’ll bring Mike.
Tommy: *In mind* trying to lure me in to your puny trap? I see

Elijah: damn, this mf probably has the Imposter syndrome.
by arandom_mf July 21, 2022
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Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?
by That ass July 22, 2022
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Old Man Syndrome

When you smoke so much weed that you become an 80 year old man.
He got "Old Man Syndrome" last night, He crawled on all fours to get into the house.
by yungporoonthetrack July 24, 2022
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