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Ball humper

A ball humper is when someone is forced to carress someone else's balls.
"Girl, you are such a ball humper."
by P. Orno May 31, 2018
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Ball Mark

I think you meant to search for “divot”: an indentation on a putting green caused when a usually long, high approach shot lands on the green.

The only ball mark I’ve seen are from deez nuts.
Sick chip shot, bro. Left a huge divot on the green and a ball mark in deez pants.
by Tomahawked June 1, 2018
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Ball Pad

The padded portion of bicycle shorts in the crouch region.
You can fold your own bike shorts. I don't want to risk touching the Ball Pad.
by Kap21 June 4, 2018
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Red Balls

The opposite of blue balls.

When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.
My balls hurt.

Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.

Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.
by Revelcer June 8, 2018
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Dentalman’s Ball

A wonderful party where only dentists are allowed to attend
Andy: Will you go to the Dentalman’s Ball with me?
Peter: Affirmative
by Dr. Teethman June 9, 2018
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Sweaty Ball Bag

When a mans giant pecker is overused, it creates a substance other than semen called sweat. This sweat can cover the poor males testicles causing an extreme case of Sweaty Ball Bag.
Ahhhhhh Fuck I got a Sweaty Ball Bag
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Pale Ball Syndrome

A syndrome occurring to a man who does not sun his balls. Most typically known as a: soyboy, little bitch, high estrogen levels, a loser
Miami guy1: Did you see Billy Corben crying again on Twitter?

Miami guy2: Bro, did I. That’s every day, that guy has major pale ball syndrome
by WJHTS August 9, 2022
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