feel me is when person one grabs person twos hand and says feel me and is straight so guides them to there dick or pussy and sometimes say suck my dick or/pussy and really wants to have sex
person.1 feel me
person.2 ok daddy or/ mummy
person.1 guides to there dick or pussy
person.2 plays with it and if a dick squish's it
person.1 suck my dick or/ pussy
person.2 ok daddy or mummy
person.1 pisses or has cum come out
person.2 gulp gulp gulp
person.1 yeah mummy or daddy
person.2 yeah daddy or mummy keep going
person.2 ok daddy or/ mummy
person.1 guides to there dick or pussy
person.2 plays with it and if a dick squish's it
person.1 suck my dick or/ pussy
person.2 ok daddy or mummy
person.1 pisses or has cum come out
person.2 gulp gulp gulp
person.1 yeah mummy or daddy
person.2 yeah daddy or mummy keep going
by seeeeeeeeeexx October 13, 2023
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by Ronit ^_^ October 14, 2023
Get the OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA mug.So if you're lonely
You know I'm here waiting for you
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you
And if you leave here
You leave me broken, shattered, I lie
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot, then we can die
Ah
I know I won't be leaving here with you
I say, "don't you know?"
You say you don't know
I say, "take me out"
I say, "you don't show"
Don't move, time is slow
I say, "take me out"
I say, "you don't know"
You say you don't go
I say, "take me out"
You know I'm here waiting for you
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you
And if you leave here
You leave me broken, shattered, I lie
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot, then we can die
Ah
I know I won't be leaving here with you
I say, "don't you know?"
You say you don't know
I say, "take me out"
I say, "you don't show"
Don't move, time is slow
I say, "take me out"
I say, "you don't know"
You say you don't go
I say, "take me out"
If I move, this could die
If eyes move, this could die
I want you to take me out
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here with you
I say, "don't you know?"
You say you don't know
I say, "take me out"
If I wane, this could die
If I wait, this could die
I want you to take me out
If I move, this could die
Eyes move, this can die
Come on, take me out
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here with you
If eyes move, this could die
I want you to take me out
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here with you
I say, "don't you know?"
You say you don't know
I say, "take me out"
If I wane, this could die
If I wait, this could die
I want you to take me out
If I move, this could die
Eyes move, this can die
Come on, take me out
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here with you
by Gothic Miscreant October 15, 2023
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Can't buy me love, oh
I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
I'll get you anything, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
'Cause I don't care too much for money
But money can't buy me love
I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give
But what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love
Can't buy me love, oh
I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
I'll get you anything, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
'Cause I don't care too much for money
But money can't buy me love
I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give
But what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Ah, woo!
Buy me love
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Ah, woo!
Buy me love
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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Of course people say they not worried, but that they must worry about other things.
Roller coasters can be fun but hurt when not wanted.
Of course people say they not worried, but that they must worry about other things.
Roller coasters can be fun but hurt when not wanted.
by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023
Get the What, me worry? mug.me assahe is a sexual act between a cis straight couple where the woman inserts a whoopy cushion into the man's anus and inflates it. The man then clenches and makes the whoopy cushion make it's trademark sound. (Not all people can fart on command so this helps). "assahe" refers to the slight little giggle you let out (at the ass, and situation). An "ahe" - it's not enthusiastic as you watch the whoopy cushion deflate in a man's ass and you contemplate all the decisions you've made in your life that brought you to this moment.
Man: I paid a chick to come over and she gave me a me assahe
Woman: I've been really bored and uninspired in the bedroom so I tried me assahe
Woman: I've been really bored and uninspired in the bedroom so I tried me assahe
by thatmanmon October 19, 2023
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