angel face disaster

Lana Del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place …

Greg: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?

Max: Yeah, no. She’s an angel face disaster. I wouldn’t if I were you…

by anonymous August 15, 2024

twilight face

You have a twilight face when you are: bored,apathetic,passive,retarded,emo and retarded,sad and retarded,retarded and stupid,the cast of twilight or extremely sluggish. Most of the time, all of these combined. The twilight face syndrome can manifest temporarily or it can be permanent.

Symptoms: excessive drooling, dog looking tongue that ALWAYS sticks out of the mouth, awkwardness ( see K-Stew)

Edward: I love you...

Bella: I love you to...

P: O.M.G look at her twilight face!

Me: She's got a constant twilight face!

by 1234567yyy February 29, 2012

POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET

To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"

Dang i really wanna POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET with someone

by TOEGULPER69000 March 27, 2024

Eyes without a face

“youre eyes without a face” means to be a liar, tricking someone into wasting time on you while you’re a just a liar. Eyes without a face.

she looked at me in a way, she loved me

she’s just eyes without a face. don’t fall for it

by facewithouteyes March 7, 2024

Christmas Face

A sour, unhappy face caused by driving in holiday traffic, shopping in over crowded malls, spending more money than one can afford on Christmas.

Mom just got back from shopping. She's got her Christmas Face on.

by HoHoNo December 12, 2010

Piss-Face

A term of endearment between people in love- meaning "I'm royally pissed at you, but I still love you as much as I ever did and everything is going to be OK."

"You know what? NO, I'm not sorry, piss-face!"
"Babe, please talk to me. Are we just piss-face right now?" "...yes... piss-face"

by Captain_G-Force February 26, 2018

Sleep Face

The face one has when driving home after eating too much caramel indulgence cake.

Also refers to a permanent facial condition caused by over using the popular narcotic, "Sleep".

Caramel cake was a bad choice, should have went with the molten volcano vanjmoresdf? cake instead. Now I have to drive all the way home with total sleep face.

Or

Check out that chicks sleep face, looks like it has been cold boiled for hours!

by Fantana2012 June 4, 2013