When a guy wants to take someone on a dinner date that involves minimal food or fun leaving the date feeling deprived and insulted. Usually due to a mans lack of money.
by elivinthelife July 12, 2011
Get the Diet youmug. by lifeofmexicans May 22, 2016
Get the Mink Youmug. To slap a person, usually a "bitch" or "ho," in nature, right across their stupid face, with an iPod.
by jujubare July 8, 2009
Get the Pod Youmug. A dumbfuck with no friends. They are usually the type of people to stalk their crushes. Their academics are absolutely utter dogwater and will never get any bitches.
by FunnyZebra March 28, 2022
Get the You xumug. by Rob Jurman May 10, 2004
Get the says youmug. 
