Wind Jamming

The act of having butt sex whilst the receiving party forcefully ejects trapped sewer gasses from their sphincter, thereby creating a pressure around the entering genitalia.
Bro, I hooked up with this girl last night. I put it in her ass, but all the Mexican food had her wind jamming me right out.
by sherwinre December 27, 2020
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Bong Wind

When one pushes down the top of a Gravity Bong back into it's watery source and air produced by this pressure is shot at you and contains the smell of many bowl packs.
"When Matt pushed down the top I got hit with a wave of Bong Wind!"
by Bwianator December 25, 2007
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The Wind

In ultimate frisbee, what the wind is what is responsible for every bad throw and every bad catch you ever make
Bob: That was a horrible throw!
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault
by SarcasmSanwich June 15, 2023
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Fart in a gale of wind

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action
"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."
by DarcyDog December 21, 2018
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Dark Wind

When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense
I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response
by MakingBathroom April 30, 2018
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Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.
Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.
by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. April 16, 2018
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