<.7.9.7.6.>When My 2 Facial Cheeks Inflate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When My 2 Facial Cheeks Inflate<.7.9.7.6.>

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 11, 2025

Ok but when?

Paired with when did i ask.

1. I just won the lottery

2. Ok but when?

1. Just now???

2. WHEN DID I ASK???

by nakd69420 October 14, 2022

sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there

retardancy

person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption

by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

open.mp when

sa-mp v2 that actually doesn't exists

chad: open.mp when?
Dobby: soon
chad: soon when?
Dobby: 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨

by open.mp January 19, 2022

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024

When Clams Do Kickflips

"When clams do kickflips" is a very similar phrase to when pigs fly, but it is a modernized term.

Brody might say "Hey Charles, do a backflip off that roof!" And Charles may respond "When clams do kickflips, bro."

by ImNoHeroImAlto June 19, 2019