Wanker

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A person who behaves or acts poorly, rude, immature and impolite. Seen as the British equivalent of dickhead
"Stop being such a wanker Jack!"
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Wanker = a cringe lord, that wanks alot and breaks his clavicle while jerking
Luuk Aarts, you're a wanker. But how dit you break your clavicle?
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Person A: Wagwan my drilla
Person B: fuck off you dirty wanker go suck a donkeys dick
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A wanker is a British insult that could be used in two different ways.
1.somebody who masturbates frequently
2.A general insult
1.John beats his meat three times a day, he’s a massive wanker!
2. You fucking wanker!!!
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Literally meaning masturbator. Just as a normal person would prefer to have sex with a partner, a wanker would have sex with themselves(i.e. wank) out of sheer self-love.
They display traits such as narcissism, vanity, arrogance, egotism, boastfulness and poser-ism.
Younger wankers are found driving hatchbacks with a $4000 stereo system in them or at universities (mainly arts students), trendy night spots and Starbucks.
Older wankers drive convertible Porsches that they can't really afford and talk loudly on their phones in public.
Female wankers put their lips in photos.
He calls himself by his own nickname. What a wanker!
She spent half the night taking selfies so she can put them on facebook so people thinks she has a social life. Wanker.
He posts pro-refugee stuff on facebook just to make himself look good. He's just a wanker!
He actually tells people how much money he makes. Total wanker!
by AntiWanker June 28, 2018
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Called to a person who masterbates or as a derogatory term.
Taken from the Russian word WANKA (pronounced : Shapka) meaning hat or headwear.
by Nashwell October 01, 2020
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