ur mom

the worlds hottest women. the women all ur friends totally banged last night.

man 1: i smashed the HOTTEST chick last night
man 2: who?
man 1: ur mom ;)

by im gay <3 July 28, 2021

ur mom

a perfect response to anything

who’s the mother of your baby?!
ur mom

by suplolhaha July 10, 2021

Ur mom

Doing ur mom

Ur mom

by Ur dad is big gay June 5, 2022

ur mom

the all time best american insult to ever exist after ''5 inches deep in ur mom''
you can say this to about every sentence you hear. Its not funny if its no understandable.

Bella: Where's Dad?

Brady: Inside ur MOM

Bella: *gags*

by Jac0b3y November 14, 2021

ur mom

what a milf.

guy 1: wow bro! Ur mom is a milf !

guy 2: no, ur mom is.

by ilovedrewstarkey November 25, 2021

Ur mom

this is a very deadly insult, and many will go cry in a corner wishing their dad came home from getting the milk from this devastating insult

"ur mom'
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa'

by ur mom actually December 30, 2022

ur mom

ur mom

hi Jerry, how are u today?
Jerry: ur mom

by emi has noodles March 12, 2021