unicorn poop

a complete babe

bree is unicorn poop

by kpassenile May 21, 2014

Purple unicorn

The purple unicorn is part of isis and was discovered by ted Cruz

You are the purple unicorn

by ahenry79 July 10, 2016

Riding the Unicorn

It is used when referencing to someone masturbating or when going to masturbate. Usually used between male friends.

Jimmy: Where Joe?

Timmy: He's probably masturbating right about now.

Jimmy: Ahhh, so he's riding the unicorn.

by The Golden Boy :3 March 28, 2011

Unicorn Fart

The act of throwing glitter on a homophobe or any bigot as a way of telling them to fuck off.

Trump is such a dick, he really deserves a unicorn fart.

by Sntcringe June 29, 2017

Deformed Unicorn

Sexy as fuck, I want to fuck your brains out. If anyone calls you this, they're horny for your hot body.

You look like a deformed unicorn.

You make me want a deformed unicorn.

by Fuckmebaby222555 June 24, 2011

slay a unicorn

verb- The act of someone hooking up with one of their dream girls.

Holy shit dude I just got to slay a unicorn, I'm just calling to tell someone so I know it really happened later!

by j-pal July 28, 2011

Unicorn Combover

During the act of fallatio, a gentleman with an untamed mane of pubic hair combs it over the fellater's face.

Dude, I used Rogaine on my pubes and gave my girlfriend a Unicorn Combover.

by darthvander December 9, 2008