Tristan

A Napoleonic person who loves having sex with dolphins. He is also sometimes a tree.

I met a Tristan last week, he loved young bottlenose dolphins.

by Atlantis5523 June 2, 2024

Tristan

Someone who has a long ass neck

Wow did you see Tristan today, his neck is really long

by Lankyjoker June 7, 2024

Tristan Tweed

10/10 hot amazing handsome beautiful perfect boy whom I love so, so much <3

“I love Tristan Tweed”

by ericcartmanleftball February 8, 2026

Tristan

That ride-or-die friend who feels everything out loud. Calls first, checks in, gets dramatic when stressed, but will still show up when it matters. Loyal, intense, and needs reassurance even when he acts tough.

“He’s annoying sometimes, but he’s family—my Tristan won’t let me go through it alone.”

by The Writer’s Room March 7, 2026

Tristanium

if (not/else) = not tristanium;
then (is/true) = tristanium.
Specific to kids named Tryston or Tristan.

"Cool it on the Tristanium, Tristan.

by N3G@71V3zero January 16, 2025

Tristan

Someone who is part of the LGBTQ community. Mostly like people named Dominick.

Why such a tristan?

by JCisSmart March 14, 2025

Tristaning

Blasting Over excessive TikTok on any form of call.

Shane! Stop Tristaning it before I am annoyed!

by aefqwfq April 27, 2025