Dave
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation
An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.
The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation
An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.
The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.
Used as a curse or cry of disbelief, especially when something has gone so irreversibly pear-shaped that only yelling “DAVVVVVEEEEEEE” at full volume can express the full emotional weight.
Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”
Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”
Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
by RiffRaff22 August 4, 2025
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Get the Lisa&Davemug. This where someone's tears and cum/jizz are mixed together through either deliberate or circumstantial act
You okay bro? I heard you had the Baby Daves during a wank after your partner left you.
Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.
Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.
by TikTosh75 February 19, 2021
Get the Baby Davesmug. Toothy Dave is the Tooh boy. He is the toothiest boy there is. He chews rocks like they’re gummy bears and his molars are political prisoners plotting a coup. Tooth Jesus.
“Yeah, I worship Toothy Dave”
“Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave!”
“Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave!”
by Timmy Asshole October 10, 2025
Get the Toothy Davemug. To accidentally exit a residence without an important item, especially pants.
A reference to the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007).
A reference to the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007).
by meluvcheese August 21, 2024
Get the pull a Dave Sevillemug. A person for whom you would drive an hour or two out of the way for so he could have a cool photo to put in the yearbook; friend; also used as a verb.
I was on a road trip with this guy and I Dave Morehoused him, a bit out of the way for sure, but I can't wait to see the photographic results!
by Lucas Watzenrode September 6, 2018
Get the Dave Morehousemug. Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
by Letemburn May 2, 2022
Get the Dave Jortsmug.