An incurable disease where the patient cannot picture themselves dating anyone but “the one” and cannot get over the fact that they don’t want them back. Usually leads to death, but sometimes the disease passes peacefully without much damage.
Timmy: Damn, Robbie has been fantasizing about dating that girl for years.
John: He just can’t seem to get over the fact that she doesn’t like him back. Must be theoneitus.
John: He just can’t seem to get over the fact that she doesn’t like him back. Must be theoneitus.
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by papi blueface June 3, 2019
Get the thong thursday mug.1. A cheap rubber sandal, often stereotyped to be used by Australians.
2. An expensive type of underwear that wedges its way up one’s buttcheeks and still conceals their vagina.
2. An expensive type of underwear that wedges its way up one’s buttcheeks and still conceals their vagina.
1. On the hot Australian beach, Steven wore thongs.
2. Kim wore the thong to impress her boyfriend one day.
2. Kim wore the thong to impress her boyfriend one day.
by Candinator June 4, 2019
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Guy1: So bad there's no option for an apache or a teronosiliranisorous
Guy2: They dont even have Fred Kurger as an option of gender what do you expect
Guy3: what's a teronosiliranisorous
Guy2: They dont even have Fred Kurger as an option of gender what do you expect
Guy3: what's a teronosiliranisorous
by BruhBrihBruh August 30, 2019
Get the teronosiliranisorous mug.October 19th, It is wear a thong day, all lady’s must wear a thong and show a guy that your wearing a thong.
Guy: “Today’s thong day, show me you wearing it”
Girl: “Ok hear you go”
(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”
Girl: “Ok hear you go”
(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”
by Rude Gernreich October 19, 2019
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