The Hobbs Tree is a curious sexual endeavour originating on the southern coast of England. Usually performed by men with unfortunate hairlines and terrible comb-overs, upon their unwitting, and soon to be damaged girlfriends. The male, after a healthy and indeed sloppy helping of foreplay, places their face within their female's vagina, who should be placed on her shoulders facing upwards with her legs akimbo at a 180 degree angle. Upon the disappearance of the face, all that will be visible is the sparse locks of curly, combed over hair, now nestled between two outstretched legs, like the leaves and branches of a tree.
I know me got no hair. But it mean me and julie can do The Hobbs Tree every night, me love the taste of me julie.
by bencurryy May 3, 2022
Get the The Hobbs Treemug. by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021
Get the Cooking Treemug. by dfdfjhgjkbvnjv April 27, 2022
Get the such a fucking treemug. by Swimgod December 1, 2015
Get the puffing treesmug. A discrete way of saying "let's go smoke some pot". Pot is Marijuana for all who didn't know. Marijuana is a dank plant that you smoke, and you feel a high.
by Annieiswhatsup September 12, 2011
Get the Burnin' Treesmug. by RyoHazukisan January 29, 2015
Get the Tree Bloodmug. Andrew is gay and he thinks trees are men because men provide everything . He hugs trees becaused he is gay
by Andrewlovesmen June 21, 2019
Get the Tree huggermug.