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Virgin Paradox

A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex
Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.
by Pthrowaway28 October 27, 2020
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Virgin God

The Virgin God, the one true lord of all things pure. the Virgin God is a kind and fair ruler, he does not shun thee for being a non-virgin for he understands the power of temptation. The Virgin God shall never be dethroned for he wishes not to seek sexual relations with those around him. He cares for you, gives you strength and the will to move on. It is stated in the Virginality Tome that the Virgin God shall forever remain in his place for he has mastered the ways of resisting temptation. Legend says that there's only one way to properly dethrone the god, ending his reign and placing it upon a new virgin. A key that the god has created in order to maintain his role, safely kept in the God's most loyal guardian who he trust with all his heart. All hail LOAV...
Beware the key for it is the one thing the Virgin God fears most...
by Dj Met June 6, 2017
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puberty virgin

A person in their teenage years that has not hit the peak of puberty.
Person 1: See that guy over there? He hasn't hit the peak of puberty yet.
Person 2: So he's a Puberty Virgin?

Person 1: Yes.
by Racker264 June 12, 2020
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virgin day

by skskandiooooop October 14, 2019
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Virgin Sip

When you take the first sip of a freshly opened beverage and its just perfect.
John opens can of Monster Energy Drink*
Andrew: Hey john lemme get the virgin sip before you get your backwash in it.
by My Pen Name January 5, 2011
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virgin maiden

a virgin that's also a maiden at the same time!
that's such a pretty virgin maiden, don't you think!?
by urbandictguy101 June 17, 2017
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quarantine virginity

When you haven’t had sex since before lockdown and you complain on the daily about how much you want to have sex
Yo David my brudda I think I’ve got quarantine virginity
by Adam L Moss May 19, 2020
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