Stand Job

The act of masturbating while standing up.

There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".

by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021

Stand Or Fall

Crying parents tell their children
If you survive don't do as we did
A son exclaims there'll be nothing to do to
Her daughter says she'll be dead with you
While foreign affairs are screwing us rotten
Line morale has hit rock bottom
Dying embers stand forgotten
Talks of peace were being trodden

Stand or fall state your peace tonight
Stand or fall state your peace tonight

Is this the value of our existence
Should we proclaim with such persistence
Our destiny relies on conscience
Red or blue what's the difference

Stand or fall state your peace tonight
Stand or fall state your peace tonight

An empty face reflects extinction
Ugly scars divide the nation
Desecrate the population
There will be no exaltation

Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre

Stand or fall state your peace tonight
Stand or fall state your peace tonight

Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

Andy's Lemonade Stand

The weirdest place you will ever join like I'm not even capping. Don't join the place

I regret visiting Andy's Lemonade Stand

by 陈老师 October 23, 2020

One stand

The mating ritual between two unacquainted human beings of which takes course during the day.

“Hey b, you wanna come over for a one stand”

by RandGscopywrite April 10, 2020

Stand Back and Stand By

A call to arms for all bukakke experts and those acquainted with swallowing Santorum to stand behind their fearless leader and give him a reach around here and there.

“Proud Boys, stand back and stand by...”

by FantiRaider September 30, 2020

standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022

Stand on business

To stand your ground, not let your guard down, not give in to pressure, not get distracted. Many women use it to refer to keeping your standards up and honoring their boundaries, often when feeling hormonal, lovesick, or temporarily attracted to someone.

“How tf am I supposed to stand on business with this man while I’m ovulating???”
“Girl, he apologized and wants a second chance! But I saw him making out with Susie last night, so I’m definitely standing on business.”
“Stand on business! Don’t be desperate!”

by NikkiNinetyEight November 27, 2023