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Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.
"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."
by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024
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reft ming chow mang

A left winger in football with a big Wang being described by a Chinese person
Asian football fan: "rook da reft Ming chow mang has da baruw"
by HeldStorm June 25, 2017
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Minging

Longing for, desperate for. Something that one desires deeply
"Zulu was minging for a weekend night shift"
by MrIGoToSgcs September 12, 2023
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moon minge

Freshly shaven/waxed fandango that has its first outing the evening of the trimmage.
Brian couldn’t believe the full moon minge in front of him when Karen removed her knickers.
by Captain Dreadnaught April 30, 2024
mugGet the moon mingemug.

Minge

Irish slang for a dirty vagina. A vagina can also be “mingey” meaning its dirty.
When we were all getting changed i could see her minge poking through her shorts
by Browne.sawse69 June 16, 2019
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ming jiun

U are a ming jiun.
by Jsjsndnnx xn April 18, 2018
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Kah Ming

Kah Ming is the type of girl that will always be by your side, supporting everything you do. Never will you meet someone so kind and understanding. She is super outgoing and does her best to make sure people around her are well taken care of. As an amazing listener, she truly enjoys hearing about her friend's relationships and activities, remembering all the little details, and always standing ready to talk things out with warmth and sensitivity.

Kah Ming loves dogs, especially small decorative ones. She loves to spend time with people around her. She loves to cling to people she is close to. She loves to peel the skin of steam buns and grapes and eat it.

Kah Ming is a very loving and loyal person who wants to feel trusted and valued. She is great with practical matters like money management, administrative tasks, and general cleanliness. Anyone that has her as a friend or partner will be so lucky.

She has so many admirers but she does not know about it. Even as a partner, she is perfect. Never will you ever meet anyone like her in your lifetime. She has a preference for guys with names starting with J. So if your name starts with J, what are you waiting for? If you are lucky enough to be with her, do not screw it up. The feeling she has for that someone will last no matter what. She will love you with all her heart, so do not ever lose her.
Kah Ming, you will be loved.
by Silly Corn Ware Lean November 22, 2021
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