jacob droney

A rabid ginger on the loose 5 foot 1 90 pounds he is a rainbow turkey mixed with swamp dolphin
by Larry lovegood October 03, 2013
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Jacob Hurt

A guy who has a great personality, and is a great friend. A Jacob Hurt only rarely upsets you, or does anything to hurt you. He may occasionally be the life of the party, but he will always be there for you.
Jacob Hurt: Hey fag
Me: Oh, I gotcha
Jacob Hurt: Whatever
Me: You're such a Jacob Hurt
by Trestone October 25, 2016
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jacob kasik

Sexy beavers are his best friend.He is a closeted raging Homosexual. His temper is as long as his you-know-what. Creamy Kasik is the Creamiest person you will ever find.Selling art by the pound.Also might have a secret girlfriend.
Jacob kasik is a menace to the art world
by jl;fSKj;dsalkfjads;lfjasdl;134 October 07, 2022
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Jacob satorius

He is a fuckboi and eats famous girls out for example milly bobby brown he’s also adopted
When somebody looses their virginity:”Ah you pulled a Jacob satorius on me”
by Austicspinner March 05, 2018
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Jacob Saggertaggers

a monstrous “music artist” that is popular with 12 year olds
“Have y’all heard of Jacob Saggertaggers new song? is as disgusting as a smokers computer!”
by .ayano aishi. October 30, 2019
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Jacob Faraldo

Jacob is Saugus High Schools Running Back, and he proves that size does not matter. Jacob is one of the strongest running backs to ever play for saugus. He received 26 touchdowns for his freshman season and more to come. Jacob is #26 of the football team. His best friend, Cody, is the #5 Quarterback for the team.
Hey, have you seen jacob faraldo stats for the game against valencia high school? he destroyed them!?
by SCV REPORTS May 12, 2019
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