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eye bleach

A nonexistent product which people say they will use after viewing something in line with rule 34 or something horrifying/gory. Eye bleach typically consists of cute pictures of puppies, kittens, ducklings and other baby animals to cleanse your eyes after viewing any of the aforementioned.
After viewing a photo that aligns with rule 34: "Someone please pass the eye bleach!"
by PhxMfwa December 17, 2017
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Bonk Eye

Means a person with wonky eyes, one looking at you, one looking for you kinda thing...
Damn that girls a bonk eyed bitch! I never know if she's looking at me or looking right past me!
by Drewy2008 August 1, 2008
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screw eyes

When you wanna fuck and you stare at the person of interest.
James kept giving madison screw eyes
by Monroe Darke March 6, 2017
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Kai Eye

1. A creeper who makes little girls feel uncomfortable.
2. A person who sneaks into a room at night and whispers into a sleeping person's ear.
3. A person who sits in corners and watches the socialization of little girls without joining in.
The Kai Eye snuck into the hobaline's room and whispered that he liked peas in her ear while she slept.
by ¢hri$tyshanequajohnson July 27, 2010
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Pornie eyes

The eyes of a pornie (someone who watches porn all the time).
Mike scares chicks away because he always looks at them with his pornie eyes.
by Dancy Nancy March 12, 2009
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Brown-eyeing

Normally done after being chastised; it is the act of dropping your trousers and pants, spreading wide your ass cheeks and saying "Tell it to the eye". An alternative is to "talk to the arse".
After a robust reprimand, for urinating in the sink, Jeremy dropped his trousers and parted his cheeks - requesting his mother to "talk to the eye".
Later that evening, she told his father that Jeremy had been "brown-eyeing again".
by mungingjack August 9, 2015
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eyes of glass

the act of others being able to see themselves or a part of their identity in another person at that person's will, characteristic of abused individuals, and done as a method for protecting oneself.
Jade allowed John to believe he shared his dislike for the law with her when he looked into her eyes of glass, but really she just wanted to protect herself from his abusive tendencies.
by Jadian April 14, 2008
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