Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.
Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polishrd off a bag of crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.
by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022
Get the Diamond Jubileemug. The Real Diamond Dylan. But also known as Dildo Dickhead, Double Douchebag, Dick Drama, etc...and his porn name Deep Dicken
Ex.1"Who is that cocky, smug, son of a bitch?"
"Oh, that's just Double D"
Ex.2 "Whose the best fuckin name in marine upholstery?"
"Definitely Diamond D"
"Oh, that's just Double D"
Ex.2 "Whose the best fuckin name in marine upholstery?"
"Definitely Diamond D"
by Biscuit Buttshooter June 29, 2022
Get the Diamond Dmug. Down to earth and extremely attractive woman, An awesome, smart, random, crazy, sexy fun loving girl. She can make you laugh all the time and can pull off any outfit any day. She's the sweetest and nicest person you'll ever meet.
by D.Guvnor January 4, 2024
Get the diamond sortmug. a more humiliating feat than the golden sombrero. 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts. I don't believe even that bum Jim Edmonds has done it. However, Andrew Jones of the Braves did it the other night.
by Woody Thomas June 13, 2007
Get the diamond sombreromug. by DHapp August 10, 2024
Get the Hood Diamondsmug. Your Prince Charming that worth more then diamonds & breakfast muffins in other words his fine and his mine I love him
by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023
Get the Diamond muffinmug. "Have you seen Allison anywhere?"
"Yeah, she's in the bathroom snorting disco diamonds off of the soap dispenser."
"Yeah, she's in the bathroom snorting disco diamonds off of the soap dispenser."
by TheCrownJules October 10, 2022
Get the disco diamondsmug.