Dusty Cannon

Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.
Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.
by Jbobrn September 06, 2017
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Portugese cannon

The act of haveing sex and shooting ur kidney stone into her pussy.
Last night I gave that bitch the ol portugese cannon
by Deeznutz and sideshow_matt January 06, 2022
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crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 17, 2023
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Friendship cannon

usually in film or other media, a power boost, attack, or other climactic action, typically used against a top villain, which is activated via the "power of friendship" between characters.
"I can't stand this show. They always solve every problem by firing the friendship cannon."
by Recoculous Recoculoid March 31, 2019
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drew and cannon

Drew And Cannon. Both are dreamsexual E-boys who online date each other on discord.
Hey look it’s drew and cannon! … oh. It’s drew and cannon… gross
by BBQatDawn February 26, 2022
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cum cannon

When your dick squirts too much cum on a girl
by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019
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