Bit

A bit is a quick to sometimes medium length (If it's really funny or you get too carried away) joke, act, gesture, character performance, or anything you can do which is out of the normal for a reserved personality or formal conduct, intended to be humorous or to spice up a social setting.

Examples of bits include, but are not limited to:
Pretending a slow moving car is going to run you over, lying down and declaring "It's all over! Kiss me gently Angel of Death!"
When asked if you are a racist, and are comfortably not a racist, you put on a smug face anyway, raise an eyebrow and say "Yes".

"Bro are you actually a fan of Ben Shapiro?"

"No, but if I shill for him he pays me in sexual favours!"

"Wait really?"

"Nah man It's just a bit lol"

by Connoisseur of exotic "Bits" May 31, 2022

in bits

Someone who is ugly (mostly used for girls by guys)

That girl is in Bits

by Roberto ForMeNo August 17, 2016

‘For the bit’ kink

A kink that is created or exposited specifically because it is funny, or ‘for the bit’.

‘Hey man, you talk about feet a lot. Are you sure you don’t have a foot fetish?’
‘Nah, man, that’s just my ‘for the bit’ kink

by NiccyMarcy September 26, 2025

Wee landy bit

Scottish slang to refer to islands.

Jeff was out spacklin a beast of a wall on that wee landy bit in the bay.

by Ted Mosby's hair April 26, 2019

Gonna chill for a bit then gym

Gonna be lame asf*

Idk! This is my first time doing this... I'm gonna chill for a bit then gym.

by AAblue August 26, 2021

Hit that bit for the gram

To hit dem folks for the gram (Instagram)

As one hits dem folks, people pull out the camera and shout out, "hit that bit for the gram".

by UbUmBi July 13, 2016

Connecty Bit

The bit that connects the penis to the groin. Not particularly sensitive as it is covered in pubes. Not to be confused with the banjo; the other connecty bit. Banjos are for playing. Connecty bits are not.

"Hey, you poked me in the connecty bit....poke lower!"

by americanstrings January 16, 2010